Back by popular demand...Let me start over...Back because of a bad case of writer's block, we have our second installment of "Hey, It's OK," the blog segment that makes you feel better about yourself.
HEY, IT'S OK...
... to save the Pumpkin Reese's Peanut Butter Cups for yourself and pass out handfuls of chalky Smarties to the children.
... to tell yourself the staircase at work is creepy. You've watched SVU. Elevator it is.
... to accidentally make eye contact with your highest work superior while a mangled Pop-Tart hangs out of your open trap.
... to be flattered when someone mistakes black yoga pants for nice slacks.
... to replace the function of a tank top with a scarf when it hits fall. Less layers and I can still cover up the sisters.
... to say "This is just nasty. I can't watch this," while continuing to watch any show on TLC.
... to somehow find a way to defend Aria and Ezra's relationship on Pretty Little Liars. [Addition: Hey, It's OK to watch Pretty Little Liars.]
... to judge people you don't know based on the Halloween decorations in their yard.
... to actually wear clothes on Halloween. FYI: The last cop that pulled me over wasn't baring their midriff.
... to think Trunk-or-Treats are kind of like Halloween hand-outs. People gripe about the welfare system, but then hand out all their goods to a lazy kid in green sweats claiming to be a turtle.
... to eavesdrop on an obvious first date just to see how awkward they are.
... to squirt saliva out of your overactive spit glands onto the face of your new, young dentist.
... to have a slight complex about being older than all college athletes on television right now.
HEY, IT'S NOT OK...
... to write "LMBO" or "LMAO" on your status if your age exceeds 13.
... to proclaim you're sick of hearing about politics in the same rant in which you mention your view on the election. Do unto others, people.
... to mop the floors in front of the place where people order during lunch rush hour (cough, cough McDonald's.)
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