"You are now an expert on foreign policy and political strategy, eh? Way to go, you!"

"Why are all the Diet Dr. Peppers gone from the company fridge? I have to get Diet C[h]oke."

"It's Wednesday. Time to watch some Damages. Oh wait. The series finale was last week. No more Damages. Ever."

"Your meeting had a leftover Chick-fil-a wrap meal? And I forgot my lunch money. Score."

"Unlocked the front door three times in a row to retrieve forgotten items. One of them was a Pop-Tart."

"Who made a dessert cheese ball for two events this week and got asked for the recipe? This girl."

"Am I going to work out at all this week? Ehhh...no. Note to self: Come up with killer excuse for Monday."

"Must. Smile. In. Morning. Time."

"I am making this face to hide the fact that I have a hole the size of a human fist in my pants right now."

"No hologram figure of the person you're talking to? Come on, iPhone 5."

"Will I ever think of a blog post again?"

Send me your ideas so the madness will stop.
In the meantime, make a bunch of funny faces.
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