Anyone who follows sports or follows sports by default has heard of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o and his non-existent girlfriend. Whether he was hoaxed or part of the hoax, the fact remains: she ain't there.
The butt of many jokes, I kind of feel sorry for the guy if he was in fact misled. Maybe that's the former online dater in me talking.
Laugh on, dudes. Because I think, in the end, he may be onto something with that whole invisible thing.
Invisible Women...
... Don't beg you for a steam mop (P.S. I love it!)
... Eat at nasty buffets every day.
... Don't cry because you "changed your tone."
... Never gain a pound.
... Don't ask if you're wearing a belt.
Invisible Women...
... Don't write blogs at your expense.
... Don't clog up your shower with long hair.
... Don't fill up your DVR with "The Bachelor," "Pretty Little Liars," "American Idol," and every other singing competition on air.
... Never ask "Are you planning to wear that?" when you are clearly about to wear that.
... Don't decline dessert and then eat half of yours.
Invisible Women...
... Want the TV on ESPN all day.
... Understand the comedic genius of Comedy Central shows.
... Only own 2 pillows, and you can sleep on both.
... Don't switch up body temperatures every 15 minutes.
... Like the house just like it is. Renovations, shmenovations.
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin
Love it!! You always make me smile!!
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